"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen

The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. -Amelia Edith Barr

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Lancaster Spalding

PALMDALE, CA - Man is charged $4,334.33 in his debit card for 4 bugers @ Burger King cause of cashiers mistake. (AP)

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

I love u, and because I love u, I would sooner have u hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling u lies

As you gain experience, you'll realise that all logical questions are considered insubordination.- Dilbert

If I'm Not Confused Then I Don't Know What's Going On!

Famous quote: 'if somebody loves me, i'm greatful...'

"I caught you a delicious bass.. you wanna play me?" __Napoleon Dynamite

Get down on your knees and thank God you are on your feet. - Irish saying

Life is like a cup of tea, it's all in how you make it. - Irish proverb

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toasted cat?

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat?"

The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. - Homer

Hockey Fact: The first puck ever used in a game was a frozen piece of cow crap.

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected. - Henny Youngman

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.-Edward R. Murrow

"You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know. ~Oscar Wilde.

"i know how hard it is for you to put food on your family"-george w

"they misunderestimate me"-george w.

Romance dies hard, because its very nature is to want to live. - Andre Dubus

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Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation. -Edward R. Murrow

The strongest bone in your body is the femur (thighbone), and it's hollow!

One way to tell the age of a fish is by looking at its scales. They have growth rings just like trees. Each shows 1 year

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

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All that we see or seem, Is but a dream within a dream. __Edgar Allen Poe

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.-Benjamin Franklin

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" -Hunter S.Thompon

"Only the gentle are ever really strong." -James Dean

Fishin time!!!
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A pic of an Indian chief was on the 1st bottles of Coppertone, w/slogan "Don't be a Paleface." until 1953.

Life is filled with let downs and promises never to give in to love again but u can't avoid what u feel no matter if you are

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Street in Michigan named "Psycho Path" chosen as most bizarrely named of more than 2,500 entries in a nationwide poll.

2 prevent an S.O.S Steel Wool Pad from rusting,wrap it in aluminum foil&place it in the freezer.Allow 1 hour 2 defrost

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