BEIJING - A businessman bought a MiG-21f plane from a US seller on ebay for $24.730. (AP)

STRANGE FACTS
Queen Elizabeth II sends telegrams to those citizens in the Commonwealth who have reached 100 years of age

FRESNO, CA - A woman who was spanked at work is suing her employer for $1.2 million. (AP)

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

HUNTINGTON, NY - A man went out in his yard to get his morning paper and was swallowed up by a cesspool. (AP)

U can go a long way with a smile, but you can go alot farther with a smile and a gun.*Al Capone *

Woke up went fishing-in the stream of consiousness-the catch was nothing.

art is the highest form of culture, a force that unlocks the human imagination&allows us to become dreamers~h. belafonte

Harmful words spoken~ Like bullets shot from a gun~You can't call them back.

SAN ANTONIO, TX - Police have arrested a 76-year-old woman for producing and selling heroin. (AP)

We all walk in the dark&each of us must learn2turn on his or her own light.-Earl Nightingale

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test 1st,the lesson afterwards.- Vernon Saunders Law

The humuhumunukunukuapuaa may reclaim the title of Hawaii's state fish after losing the honor more than a decade ago.

TOKYO - Japanese soldier who has been missing since WW2 has been found in Ukrain after 60 years.(AP)

Life can only be understood back wards;But it must be lived forwards.-Soren Kierkegaard

BELGRADE, SERBIA-MON. - Prisoner sewed his lips n tongue with needle, thread n safety pins to avoid court hearing. (AP)

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

We only think when we are confronted with a problem. - John Dewey

Wind chimes ring, soft, clear. ~ mesmerizing tones draw me. ~ Lo, there is no wind. -- by Haiku Bones member [blusord]

Americans buy more than 700 million Marshmallow Peeps, making them the most popular non-chocolate Easter candy.

In 1953, it took 27 hours to create a Marshmallow Peep. Today it takes six minutes

Where do you want to be oiled first? -Dorothy,Wizard of OZ

Dr. Pepper was created over 100 years ago and was first advertised as a health drink.

FACTS - The NATO attack on Serbia in 1999 during the Kosovo war killed more animals than people.

BERLIN, Germany - A man is suing the Easter Bunny for bodily harm by causing addiction to chocolate. (Ananova)

Florence Nightingale carried a pet owl in her pocket wherever she traveled

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A man received a phone bill for $218 trillion, which he had 10 days to pay or face arrest. (AP)

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

LOS ANGELES, CA - An 82-yr-old woman received a $114 ticket for taking too long to cross a street. (AP)

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. ^ Jonathan Swift

Do not cuss out a butterfly in California. It is illegal to threaten a butterfly, let alone kill one in Cali.

The united states, for the first time since the great depression, has a negative savings rate-Msn.Com

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage -Anais Nin

Michael Nesmith(of The Monkees fame's)mother invented "Mistake Out" now known as "White Out" or "Liquid paper"

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -John F. Kennedy

VENTURA, CA - Teacher blows hand off trying to squash a bug with artillery shell he used as paperweight. (AP)

Tonight at two minutes & three seconds past one in the morning, the time & date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

virginny...

Hi from vacationland...
i'm drivin back frome jamestowne. We went there today and then cracker barrel for dinner...mmm it was good. We didn't find any collin farrell's but still had fun anyway. We got to go on replica ships of the one's that the original settlers came over on. One of them was soooooo smal its amazing.
Yesterday we went fishinf in able reservoir. It was so awesome. We had lots of calm relaxing fishing time even tho we got blanked. I swear if i dont catch somethin by july i quit lol. Anyway, titanic II held up very well. Then we got to see all these people who were in a fishing tourney cuz they were all leaving at the same time lol.
on my bday we went to logans for lunch and then to old towne fredericksburg. It was fun.
Anyway hopefully i'll post again. We're driving home in a bad storm and someone thinks we're in a hurry. Wish me luck. 'll post pics from the trip soon...