The amazon's Kayap people are such adventurous eaters that their language has more then 100 different words 4 diarrhea

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.?U.S. News April 3, 2000 gw bush

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -David Dinkins

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears,

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

6/29/1776,the Virginia state constitution was adopted and Patrick Henry was made governor.

You work 3 jobs? Uniquely american isn't it? I mean its fantastic that you're doing that
~ G. W. Bush to divorced mother of 3

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully
~ G. W. Bush

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
-Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

If your killed , you lost a very important part of your life. Brooke shields

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
-Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

It isnt pollution that is hurting the environment it is the impurities in our air and water that are doing it
Dan Quayle

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush

The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. - Thornton Wilder

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The largest flower is Rafflesia arnoldii from Indonesia with a 3-foot diameter flower that can weigh 15 pounds.

Say this out loud: I am sofa king, we todd did.

Many friends will walk in n out of ur life. . . . . But only TRUE FRIENDS will leave footprints on ur heart - unknown

Guns kill people like spoons made rosie o'donnel fat.

The fastest production car in the world is the Bugatti Veyron 16.4, which tops out at 253 mph.

if u yelled for 8yrs,7mths,& 6days u would have produced enuff sound energy to heat a cup of coffee

Haiku of the day:
DUCK POND
headless feathered lump; pond-mirrored, floats wretchedly; Wonder Bread wakes it!

To be upset over what you don't have... is to waste what you do have. Ken Keyes, Jr

Look in my eyes and you will find me, but look in my heart and you will find you. ^ Kami

thought of the day...

hmmm....

musicians r sexy.... lol ;-)

Colors of the US flag:White signifies purity &innocence, Red:hardiness & velour& Blue: vigilance,perseverance & justice

STRANGE FACTS
The largest city by area in all 50 of the US states is Sitka, Alaska, at 2,874 square miles.

Snap, Crackle and Pop are the oldest cereal mascots (73 yrs)followed by Tony the Tiger (51yrs).

6/15/1215, King John put his seal to Magna Carta at Runnymede, England,grantng his barons more liberty.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If the population of China walked past you in single file,the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. - Jane Wagner

We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. - Joe Campbell

Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience. - James Boswell

Work like you don't need the money,love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching. -RGL

Joke: There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can not.

TAMPA, FL - A judge ordered 2 opposing attorneys to settle a dispute by playing the game 'rock, paper, scissors.' (AP)

If you believe everything you read, better not read. - Japanese Proverb

W. MILFORD, NJ - A territorial tabby cat named Jack discovered a black bear in his backyard n chased it up a tree. (AP)

The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it. - Edith Wharton

What you are is a question only you can answer. - Lois McMaster Bujold

The highest temperature ever recorded on Earth was 136? Fahrenheit on September 13, 1992, in Azizia, Libya.

I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief. - Gerry Spence

Cocaine was sold to cure sore throat, neuralgia, nervousness, headache, colds and sleeplessness in the 1880s.

It is with a word as with an arrow - once let loose it does not return. - Unknown

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.

The pretzel was created by Christain monks to symbolize a persons hidden faith.

Love is giving someone the chance to destroy your life in a heartbeat

The White House has 34 bathrooms.

A man can't ride your back unless you bend over

It takes approximately 50 licks to finish off the top of a standard ice cream cone. Try it and see:)

Strawberries are the only fruit that grows seeds on the outside. There are over 200 seeds on every strawberry.

STRANGE FACTS
Antarctica is the only continent in the world without mold and mildew.