The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.
- William James

an octopus can learn how to open a jar just by watching a human being do it once

#1 important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation. - Arthur Ashe

DAILY JOKE: Never put off tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain

The capacity to care is the thing which gives life its deepest meaning and significance. - Pablo Casals

Dallas cowboys coach is suing Mcdonalds after receiving a dead rat in his food.CNN

The more ignorant u r, the quicker u fight. - Will Rogers

The term Hooker came out of Civil War. General Hooker had his own government run Hohouse in DC. Therefore, the term!

Abnormally large numbers of UFO sightings occur every 61 months, usually at distances from 1,500 to 2,000 miles apart.

A group of crows is a murder. A group of bears is called a sleuth. Twelve or more cows is called a flink.

Belgium and the Netherlands have an underground boundary that differs from the surface boundary shown on maps.

The human foot has 26 bones, 33 joints, 107 ligaments, 19 muscles and tendons.

Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. - Albert Schweitzer

The Queen Elizabeth Way in Ontario is the oldest superhighway in North America, the PA Turnpike is the oldest in the US.

The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for $12.00

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks
otherwise it will digest itself

The more you are motivated by love, the more fearless and free your actions will be. - Katherine Mansfield

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

INSPIRATION
The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Sometimes quitting is just understanding your capabilities and acting accordingly. Yahoo! Astrology.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You know its love when forever isn't long enough

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.- Benjamin Franklin

You never really know your friends from your enemies until the ice breaks._eskimo proverb

Losers visualize the penalities of failure; winners visualize the rewards of success. - Willliam S. Gilbert

To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. Not to dare is to lose oneself. -- Soren Kierkegaard

A rat can squeeze through an opening no larger than a dime.

In India it's perfectly proper 4 men 2 wear pajamas in public.Pajamas r accepted as standard daytime wearing apparel

The song "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" was written by George Graff, a German who had never visited Ireland in his life.

Each rain drop is made up of several million cloud droplets.

There are more television sets in the United States than there are people in Japan.

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author Unknown

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. - Benjamin Franklin

The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
- Confucius

The word ALPHABET is derived from the first two letters of the Greek alphabet - ALPHA and BETA.

The Peregrine falcon is the fastest bird, it flies at a speed of 168-217MPH.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. - Fran Lebowitz

The largest swimming pool in the US is at the Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables, FL. It holds 600,000 gallons of water!!

Butterflies taste with their feet.

It's illegal to sing and wear your bathing suit at the same time in public in Sarasota, Florida.

Aries: If you've been going through some dark times get ready for the sun to peek through. Yahoo! Astrology.

A camel can shut its nostrils during a desert sandstorm.

In baseball, a "can of corn" refers to a fly ball that is easy to catch.

"Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something."
- Plato

Well did you know all elephants are considered left handed

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. - Kahil Gibran

Aries: If everything in life were easy, you could never see the great strength you posses. Yahoo! Astrology.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same. - Elbert Hubbard

Oh i forgot there was a 2 yr old who was the best guitar player on the planet

I just had the weirdest dream. I was on the beach at some club thing but it was.daytime There was a stadium next to it. Apparently there was a costume contest because randome people (christy gough) were dressed up. So i was out on the beach mingling and i could see in the building christy was arguing with someone. She came outside and said 'i really need to talk' so we went over next to the building. All of a sudden this HUGE HUGE wind came up. There was a girl on the balcony above us with a huge red and purp'e hat costume on and it blew out into the ocean. Everyone 'awwd' then suddenly i was walkin down the sind of the building by the stadium and the radiostation was setting up for their upcoming live broadcast. Parker posey was the dj. Amanda jackson was in the audience. So i watched the warm up. Then suddenly i was over a some girls house and we were about to watch tv. She had to go outside for something znd i stayed in. I noticed they had this huge tv on its side. It slowly started to close up like an accordian until it was about 6 in tall and the screen was gone. Then her mom came in and was lecturing her about doinf her work the 'walsh' way. Then i was back out on the beach gettin ready to go fishing. I was upset because i left my fav lure at home. Anyway i cast out into the water and suddenly i was swimmin. I was in the middle of what i thought were scooling shad but they turned into this huge school of dolphins. There were more further out so i swam to them. as o was on my way out, penguins swam all around me. Then i made it to where the dolphins were and i looked up and an old wwII plane was crashing in the water. It came about 6 inches from me. then i realized how far out i had swam and started panicking that i would drown. Then i woke up.