this is so funny

ok so these people apparently have the domain name sparkplug.com but are not in any way related to automotive spark plugs. anyway they have some really funny stuff to read on here...
http://www.sparkplug.com/profile/email.html Here are a few examples:

We were a little worried that if we poked too much fun at this guy, he might threaten us with military action.

From: Pedro, Inspector in Brazilian Air Force
To: info@sparkplug.com
Subject: OverhallI wort to Brazilian Air Force and we have a serious problem with sparkplug preservation.

After an overhall, how can a preserve it from corrosion? Can I apply a film coating by eletrolitic process? We use alburn an champion sparkplugs.

We suggested that he could correct that darned corrosion problem by applying a thick coating of “Pam”. (It’s always worked for us!) No word back.

Question: What do you call a corporation that works with cars? That’s right: a “carporation”.

From: Farrukh
To: info@sparkplug.com
Subject: Hello.

Hello.How r u I hope that u r fine.I collect some information to u becouse I m a bussniess man in Pakistan(Lahore) I wants to import Spark plug (Japan & China) Afther some days I also send a
mail to u but u donot Answer with me So u plese send me a contect mail of (NGK OR Denso Carporation JAPAN) & (NGK OR Denso Carporation CHINA)I wait for ur answer so plese send me mail.

Now the funny thing is that we haven’t replied to this guy. We get the feeling that he’s still perched over his computer frantically clicking “Check Mail”. Hee hee…

Forget formalities like saying “hi”, using punctuation, or even lower case letters. Just get straight to
the point, dammit!

From: HONDA89
To: info@sparkplug.com
Subject: (no subject)

WHAT TYPE OF SPARK PLUG ARE THE ONES THAT SPIT FIRE OUT OF THE MUFFLER

We replied that it isn’t necessary to invest in a special type of spark plug. We told him that he could get this effect with any ordinary spark plug by squirting lighter fluid directly into the tailpipe. Haven’t heard back.